horoscopes

i am slightly embarrassed to say this but i believe in horoscopes. they are right EVERY time so why wouldn't i believe it? it would be like if i saw santa clause EVERY year! of course i'll believe he's real. alas tis not the case. horoscopes on the other hand!! i'll believe that! here is a perfect example... i have not looked mine up for today but i can GUARANTEE it will be exactly parallel to my life. the most accurate way to find your horoscope is simply texting Cha Cha (text 242-242 for free answers to any question!) here is Cha Cha's answer for today: "A sudden expense can crop up and it can flummox you how something has slipped through your net. Don't beat yourself up." thanks Cha Cha! and thanks god of horoscopes! i will try not to feel flummoxed this week when something slips through my net!